Smoking viper

Indescribable! No longer indestructible! It's the Blob!

The blobfish is in danger of becoming extinct due to increased levels of deep sea fishing in the Southern Hemisphere. Previously, the fish – dubbed the world's ugliest animal – rarely came into contact with humans since it is inedible and exists at depths of 900 meters under the surface. But an increase in deep sea fishing around Tasmania means more and more blobfish are being hauled up with other catches. The blobfish is remarkably gelatinous, meaning it can float just above the seabed without swimming or expending energy.

Chinese government goes bowling for Concubines

The Chinese government was urged to tackle sexual frustration among migrant workers in the Guangdong province. STD rates and "severe sexual repression" are increasing according to the China Daily, as millions of rural women and men converge on a 30-million strong city.

A man's love for his dog goes aspray

A man was arrested in New South Wales, Australia after an incident in which he kissed a police dog escalated into a pepper-spraying argument with police officers. The 25-year-old tried to kiss and pet the dog in a hotel in Rouse Hill and was apprehended when he refused to stop.

The viper that wants to be a puff adder

Taiwanese viper Po who has become addicted to nicotine thanks to his owner's 20-a-day habit